1. Flip flop: "Crap, I lost my human again. I knew he shouldn't have had that last tequila shot."
2. Flip flop: "One is the loneliest number..."
3. What I want to know is how did the person still wearing the other flip flop not notice this one was missing?
4. Flip flop: "Still waiting for my Prince Charming..."
5. "Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." – Marilyn Monroe.
Give a man a flip flop and he loses it on the beach.
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Even though I also did your #2, the Marilyn Monroe quote is my favorite!
ReplyDeleteThank you! This was a fun one. ;)
DeleteOMG!!! Dying over #5!!!! How true is that? LOL
ReplyDeletelol! Thanks!
DeleteLove #5, so funny because it so true! Have a great weekend. :)
ReplyDeleteHa! Thanks!
DeleteTequila and song references seem to go hand in hand today.
ReplyDeleteYes, and Cinderella! ;)
DeleteAll excellent quotes! I do love the flip flop's points of view :)
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'm sharing #5 with my husband!
Happy Friday!
HAHA! Thanks. Did he agree with #5?
DeleteThese are super cute! I wondered how the flip flop got lost too. Love your take on the Marilyn Monroe quote. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteBaaahahaha, I lost my human again!!
ReplyDeleteYep, they might have had one shot too many ;-)
After I published it I thought "Tequila makes his shoe fall off" would have been funny too.
DeleteHa! Give a man a flip flop... too funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you! ;)
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